Hey, there, family, we're rocking as usual, and we love being able to tell you all about it, but as I warned earlier, we've had some non-functional email addresses in our list, and here's the ones that simply croaked altogether. If you recognize this as one of YOURS, you can email us at cousinjake@cousinjake.com and we can update you in our web mail. Here's the stuff what don't work:
artwhitney@yahoo.com
georgedegon1@cox.net
guitarmaniac0964@yahoo.com
jtartaglione@comcast.net
jstaats1@stny.rr.com
kathleen.a.markee@lmco.com
pepsigirl@stny.rr.com
shat57raw@aol.com
Go ahead, spammers! Scoop them ALL! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa!!!! It shall avail you naught! Ain't nobody home!!!
For all our faithful friends and family (literally and figuratively) who still have active email accounts, we'll keep you updated! And good news for those of you following the stories: John Luber has gotten four of his seven stolen guitars back, huzzah! Thanks for watching out for him, folks!! The dirtballs will be caught and prosecuted!
Oh, and Don: don't be embarrassed that you do pop music in your spare time. We won't tell anyone. Um, wait a second... Well, you rock out anyway!!!!!