As the alleged poem goes: Spring has sprung, Fall has fell, Winter's here and it's as cold as a witch's thorax in a brass brassiere. Well, it's getting chilly and the hogs are mostly back in the garages, but don't let that make you think we're not playing! Keep us in mind for your Fall equinox dance, your Xmas party, or your any-old-excuse-to-rock-out party. There will be parties, there will be events, there are plenty of watering holes we could be playing at if all you fans go ask the barkeep "Why the !*&^#! aren't you hiring Cousin Jake?!? Have you lost your MIND??!?!"
WE WILL PLAY FOR YOUR PARTY, your birthdays, anniversaries, graduations, engagements, bar mitzvahs, baby showers, hot showers, grand openings, bar openings, bar closings, passing the Bar, NOT passing the bar, happy hours, ecstatic hours, virginity removal, republican party, progressive party, regressive party, permissive party, perceptive party, misperception party, Miss Congeniality, Miss Big Take, attitude removal and/or adjustment, Fridays, Frydays, flydays, satdowndays, Somedays, some other days, fan clubs, fandangoes, and Methodists.
Just call Dave already! We can always use a little support. We'll be out there, and you should be too - we can rock the house all year round!
Just call Dave already! We can always use a little support. We'll be out there, and you should be too - we can rock the house all year round!